A Pastor and a Bus driver died. They went to God where his men were scrutinizing new comer’s past records. Record keeper (who was a larcener and was once caught red-handed by this Pastor when he was alive) murmured something to God, which these guys could not hear. After a while, God smiled and ordered Pastor to be sent to Hell and Bus Driver to Heaven.
Pastor objected to this unexpected judgment, but serenely, God said, “When you were preaching, devotees were chatting but when Driver was driving, people were praying.”